The Pain of Cooking (signed) - DISCOUNT COPY

This is not a cookbook. It may look like a cookbook, but it's actually a bunch of humorous essays about cooking, and yes, there are lists of ingredients and vague instructions to whisk things, but you will learn nothing about cooking if you read this book. You WILL learn about the inner monologue of someone who is bad at cooking (but good at drinking), and much of the time that monologue is very loud and also fueled by wine. From making a plate explode in the microwave to somehow making ice cream taste burnt, this hilarious and heartfelt collection is guaranteed to make you feel better about your own cooking skills. You're welcome.

SO THE PRINTERS AND I GOT IN A BIG ARGUMENT ABOUT THE TYPE OF PAPER THEY USED FOR A RECENT ORDER AND THEY KEPT SAYING WELL YOUR COLORS AREN'T CONSISTENT AND I KEPT SAYING NO IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PREMIUM PAPER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COLOR AND AFTER WEEKS OF BACK AND FORTH AND SAYING THE SAME THING, THEY FINALLY ADMITTED THEY USED NON-PREMIUM PAPER AND TOLD ME TO KEEP THOSE COPIES AND SO I AM MAKING THEM AVAILABLE TO YOU AT A STEEP DISCOUNT.

Anyway, it's the exact same book, but the paper is a little thinner, and the photos aren't as glossy, and maybe I'm being a bit dramatic about the whole thing.